Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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