I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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