so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
high people should be assigned attendants
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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