Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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