i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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