I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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