he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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