i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
