Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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