If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
