Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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