i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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