D3 body, D1 cock
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
This is classic penis vs brain.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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