I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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