yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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