why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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