Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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