Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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