So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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