the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
