marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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