We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...