I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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