Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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