I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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