Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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