We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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