Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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