Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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