is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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