a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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