Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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