no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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