he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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