C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Farmville is her only friend.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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