escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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