You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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