It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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