I hate all girls vehemently.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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