are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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