i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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