Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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