Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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