just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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