are you still at the devil's house?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
ttyl tear gas
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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