i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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