I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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