Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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