how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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