Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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