Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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