Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You took a bar mat shot.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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